What are intersante things you say in Espanol to confuse people?

[Mckenna411]

I say "las torugas bebes vino" when im upset and i dont tell anyone what it means. lol

[SantB]

But that doesn't mean anything in Spanish lol

[George418878]

One suggestion: Las tortugas beben vino.

[LunaLovegood213]

:D haha :D

[geerte13]

Mi abuela es un naranja

[Kelsie_Green]

Mi abuela es UNA naranja ;)

[Xia267]

I don't really say things in Spanish to confuse people much, usually just to practice my Spanish. But I think this one would be funny:

Mi amigo es tan lento como una tortuga.

Or....

Conozco que yo amo mi perro. Él es mi marido.

[Seattle_Scott]

Anything I say in Spanish confuses people.