We prefer to think of ourselves as people who eat a lot, not pigs. And it was a buffet, how could we resist?
Were they dead or alive? Nosotros estamos vivos o muertos? Ah, at least it made me go check that my grammar was correct for my response!
Estaban muertos o vivos? Were they dead or alive? Nosotros estamos means we are but I appreciate your intent and good sense of humor so you get a lingot. Aunque creo en los espíritus (even though I believe in spirits) I think all of us here are alive, hee hee.