Throughout all my years alive, all I ever wanted to be was a vegetable. My dreams have been crushed as a result of this statement: life will never be the same.

Just to make it clear.

I beg to differ.

You are what you eat - so, uh, yeah, no vegetables here.

okei.

Warning to all vegetarian cannibals!! We , the duoligo-ians are not vegetables!!!

Reeaaalllyyy??.....