https://www.duolingo.com/ghxstintrxye

- French Pun -


Why do French people have small breakfasts?


Because one egg is un oeuf!


-More random puns-

xx Kay

6 months ago

41 Comments


https://www.duolingo.com/la_ricfoi

We should have a language jokes thread somewhere. Some of these can be pretty punny.

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/ghxstintrxye

I know, right? I love any type of puns.

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/PatSchiebz226
  • 20
  • 15
  • 10
  • 10
  • 8

Cricket noises

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Fuurinkazan.
  • 23
  • 14
  • 14
  • 8
  • 3
  • 3
  • 2
  • 2
  • 427

What did the French Scarface say when he introduced his girlfriend to his parents?

"Say hello to my little friend!"

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/ghxstintrxye

hah

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/PayKleind
  • 11
  • 5
  • 4
  • 3
  • 2

tee hee

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/EmmaLouG
  • 24
  • 11
  • 10
  • 9
  • 7
  • 3
  • 240

C'est parfait!

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/GeneralGinne

I love French puns! There's a takeaway restaurant here called Sun7, and when I first saw it, I asked my husband (who's French), "Why is it called Sun Seven?" He just looked at me with a grin, and once it dawned on me, I was like "....ohhhh!! I get it!" He laughs everytime I mention it.

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/FrenchByte

I don't get it...

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Hans618161

sun sept !

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/GeneralGinne

Oui, exactement. ;) Sun sept, which is supposed to be a spin on the word "sunset". It didn't help that the logo is a sun setting on a beach, and I STILL took a minute to get it. Doofus. lol

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/FrenchByte

Why don't they just call it sunset lol. After Hans's comment, I immediately got the joke, but still lol.

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/le_tra-jeudi

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

1 month ago

https://www.duolingo.com/TRViveLaFrance27

I don't understand. Help ! S O S.

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Heike333145
Plus
  • 25
  • 24
  • 22
  • 20
  • 8
  • 7
  • 3
  • 2
  • 397

I don't understand. Help ! S O S.

(If you mean the joke from the original post): "un oeuf" sounds like "enough" (if pronounced not totally correctly).

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/TRViveLaFrance27

ha ha Yes !

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/ghxstintrxye

un oeuf is pronounced like "enough."

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/la_ricfoi

It is not, but it is close enough to work.

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/xMira_
  • 16
  • 8
  • 2

If you say it really really really really really fast it does. lol.

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Tydogg10

LOL!

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Sean405747

I thought this was an actual question.

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/___sunshine___

How do you say hello to a friend in the military?

Salut

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/FrenchByte

Funny how it's a bit ironic; salut is informal and bonjour/bonsoir/related are formal. XD Pretty sure that in real life they would speak to each other formally.

4 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/FrenchByte

lol I remember I got this one from a book.

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Hobbes100

Hahaha Kay, this is hilarious! I agree with la_ricfoi.

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/AprylJacks

haha!

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/PayKleind
  • 11
  • 5
  • 4
  • 3
  • 2

ha

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/FATI281025

hahahah drole

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Ghostly.
  • 20
  • 2
  • 190

tres bien lmao

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/ilovejin

Hi Kay :]

That was great XD

I gave you 10 lingots ;D

Mia x

6 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/LegousPumas

ha ha

you've gotta say this in french

un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq something about cats I think

6 months ago

[deactivated user]

    OMG here's one!

    Why don't french people eat fish? It's poisson.

    Yeah, ok bye

    6 months ago

    https://www.duolingo.com/ghxstintrxye

    HAAAAAAAA

    6 months ago

    https://www.duolingo.com/Wolf-Warrior

    Hah! Good one.

    6 months ago

    [deactivated user]

      pure genius! :D

      6 months ago

      https://www.duolingo.com/ghxstintrxye

      bows

      Thank you, thank you very much. lol

      6 months ago

      [deactivated user]

        This is art at its best. I need more of these

        6 months ago

        [deactivated user]

          Isn't it because breakfast is full of...pain?

          6 months ago

          https://www.duolingo.com/ghxstintrxye

          HAH

          6 months ago

          https://www.duolingo.com/greenbouma
          • 22
          • 20
          • 14
          • 13
          • 4
          • 35

          Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

          6 months ago

          https://www.duolingo.com/ghxstintrxye

          :DDDD

          6 months ago
          Learn a language in just 5 minutes a day. For free.