- French Pun -
Why do French people have small breakfasts?
Because one egg is un oeuf!
We should have a language jokes thread somewhere. Some of these can be pretty punny.
What did the French Scarface say when he introduced his girlfriend to his parents?
"Say hello to my little friend!"
I love French puns! There's a takeaway restaurant here called Sun7, and when I first saw it, I asked my husband (who's French), "Why is it called Sun Seven?" He just looked at me with a grin, and once it dawned on me, I was like "....ohhhh!! I get it!" He laughs everytime I mention it.
Oui, exactement. ;) Sun sept, which is supposed to be a spin on the word "sunset". It didn't help that the logo is a sun setting on a beach, and I STILL took a minute to get it. Doofus. lol
Why don't they just call it sunset lol. After Hans's comment, I immediately got the joke, but still lol.
Funny how it's a bit ironic; salut is informal and bonjour/bonsoir/related are formal. XD Pretty sure that in real life they would speak to each other formally.
you've gotta say this in french
un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq something about cats I think
OMG here's one!
Why don't french people eat fish? It's poisson.
Yeah, ok bye
pure genius! :D
This is art at its best. I need more of these
Isn't it because breakfast is full of...pain?