I forgot we learned that word. I thought it was referring to the English word "tattoo", my sentence went down hill from that point on.
I only knew this animal from pictures, but not its name :-D So now I learned three of its names: tatu = armadillo = Gürteltier!
Prazer em conhecer você, tatu!
Fun fact: in Brazil there is an armadillo called "tatu-bola" (like the mascot of FIFA World Cup 2014).
"Tenho" is only used with "eu": Eu tenho um carro = I have a car.
All the conjugations of the verb "ter" (in Brazil):
- Eu tenho = I have
- Tu tens = You have (formal in some regions)
- Você tem = You have (most used)
- O senhor tem = You have (formal, masculine)
- A senhora tem = You have (formal, feminine)
- Ele tem = He has / It has (masculine)
- Ela tem = She has / It has (feminine)
- Nós temos = We have
- A gente tem = We have (informal)
- Vós tendes = You guys have (very formal, rarely used)
- Vocês têm = You guys have
- Eles têm = They have (masculine)
- Elas têm = They have (feminine)
Tenho is used when talking about yourself. "I have a ball" - "Eu tenho uma bola"
Sometimes there are this kind of delusive sentences pop up for no reason and hard to believe that written by a real person. It is really annoying. Because we try to learn a new language and it is already complicated to us and with this unrealistic examples it makes it more difficult!
There are videos online of cute armadilloes playing with balls. I bet that sentence has been spoken many times in the big wide real world. Also it's good pronunciation practice, if you try saying it as fast as the DL voice, or a little faster, with the correct vowel sounds and accents.
So many bitter people commenting around without any trace of sense of humor...
Be grateful and try to learn with any material given to you for free, cry-babies... :)
Sometimes an unexpected or comical image can help you remember new information. Children's stories have used this technique since time immemorial and across cultures. Although you may not personally appreciate it, there's good reason for it.