Tables are for glasses, not for...
well, you know.
Yes - sit in the cat instead.
Interesting. On the table means pe masă in Romanian...
In colloquial speech, 'on the table' is मेज़ पे in Hindi too!
I'm getting some serious flashbacks in the entire imperative section.
"Mej" Meaning is floor, ant not table
It definitely does mean 'table' in standard Hindi. Are you perhaps confusing it with फ़र्श - 'floor'?