Gee? You're marking me down because I don't use 1950's vernacular? Hmmmm......

This translation is a joke right?

I think "dude" or "man" works better than "gee". I don't live in an Archie comic.a

My goodness. Do even Americans say "gee" any more? Certainly no-one else ever did.

When should "nicht" come at the end of the sentence and when should it come just after the verb it negates?