I put "You have a child?" and it was wrong. I forgot the word "Do". To me, "You have a child?" and "Do you have a child?" mean the same thing.
Am I crazy for thinking this?
"You have a child?" is very sloppy English, and not a proper way to formulate the question (though I'm sure it is often done in slang).
I am shitscared of children
I translated this as "Do you have a child?" which is correct but in English we would say "Do you have children?"