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Spanish Jokes!

A Mexican magician tells his audience that he will disappear on the count of three. "Uno..." He says. "Dos..."

poof

He disappears without a tres.

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A Delici-Oso

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Ciu-dad!

February 8, 2019

65 Comments


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/VoldeChuck

Gracias. The joke on your profile made me laugh. XD


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Sunset1138

I have another one!! You must read it with an Argentinean accent Paul McCartney and John Lennon were in Paul's apartment then John says: - Paul! puedo sentarme en tú sillón? Paul answers

  • Sí john

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/tita.popi

I did understand this joke jaja.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/an13e

It's probably the first time I understood a Spanish joke! ¡Muchas gracias!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/tita.popi

I didn't understand, could someone explain it?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/ThadHXL

Uno means 1 in spanish. Dos means 2, and tres means 3. However, before the magician gets to 3, he dissapears without a trace (tres).


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Manuel599019

Lo que pasa es que los angloparlantes pronuncian la "e" así: "ei".
De modo que tres es "treis"; suena como si estuvieras diciendo "trace".


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/AndresGarner

Tu chiste es muy cursi y gracioso :)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/VoldeChuck

That's the kind of jokes I like. (;


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/_DragonFyre_

You have to use an accent to get it. I'm going to use that, I like it.


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