An ulama, a pastor, and a priest eat together at that restaurant. "I need some advice," says the ulama. "There are lots of squirrels running around our mosque, and I don't know what to do with them." "Same at my church," says the pastor, "they are quite a plague." "We solved this problem," says the priest. The others look astonished. "It was simple: I baptized and confirmed them. Now they only show up on Christmas and Easter."