"An ulama, a pastor, and a priest eat together at that restaurant."

Translation: Seorang ulama, seorang pastor, dan seorang pendeta makan bersama di restoran itu.

[Sjlver]

An ulama, a pastor, and a priest eat together at that restaurant. "I need some advice," says the ulama. "There are lots of squirrels running around our mosque, and I don't know what to do with them."
"Same at my church," says the pastor, "they are quite a plague."
"We solved this problem," says the priest. The others look astonished. "It was simple: I baptized and confirmed them. Now they only show up on Christmas and Easter."

[TCdot]

I came to read the comments because I knew someone would hv a joke. Thanks for coming through for me! Wkwkwk

[PaulGilbert731]

Ba-da-chi!

[Yenny_Yenny]

"Pastor" (English) is "pendeta" (Indonesian while "priest" (English) is "pastur/pastor" (Indonesian).