Translation:Those positions do not exist.
Tell that to the stripper I saw last year!
¿lees el libro "El Kama Sutra"?
Hahaha I'm so glad other duolingoers are as dirty minded as me :P
Another one where I got it right with a word-for-word translation, but I don't have a clue as to what it means.
see comments by PapaLingo and JoshTay above for some real life examples...
I'm pretty sure "posiciones" can also be location, so you could imagine a context where someone tells you to go to the intersection of two parallel streets. Still wouldn't be plural, though ...
Have you ever applied for a position (a job) at a company and found out it no longer exists?
Does "position" have the same sexual meaning in Spanish that it does in English?
When you find out, please let us know.
To repeat what someone said earlier...
...eso dijo ella!