"I am honest, officer. I have not drunk anything."

Translation: jIyuDHa', yaS. pagh vItlhutlhpu'.

[TARDISToni]

Just as some drunken people have trouble pronouncing "officer" (cf. 'awe-sih-fer'), I feel as if "pagh vItlhutlhpu'" could potentially be a bit of a tongue-twister for a drunken student of Klingon. :-)

[kahless62003]

Depends if {vay' vItlhutlhpu'be'} is any easier.