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July 16, 2019



July 16, 2019

I found some oysters in the back of the fridge last night.

I thought they had expired 6 days ago, July 10, so I figure why not? What's the worst thing that could happen.

The top of the jar was poofed up a bit and when I opened them it squirted, kind of fizzed, and smelled somewhere between low tide and when they pump out the porta potties at the State Fair in August.

So I ate them.

Turns out they expired on June 10th, whoops.

So, at 2 a.m. I woke up to projectile diarrhea. Then again at 4:35 and pretty much all day I was shooting molten gravy everywhere I went.

It's known as mud butt down south but most people are satisfied with calling it the shizzitz.

How about you? How are you today?

I like your Tupac avatar. Better to die as a man than to live as a coward! Good stuff

July 17, 2019
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