Why did the cat want to learn French
So he could chat with his friends
Of course, everyone's heard the French egg joke... Why do the French only use one egg to make their omelettes? Because one egg is "un œuf."
to those who are not very good, like me for catching https://www.facebook.com/Whatsofunny/posts/why-do-the-french-only-have-one-egg-for-breakfast-because-one-egg-is-un-oeufwhat/643939428965088/
d'eau and dough are not pronounced the same. well... maybe close enough for the English ear. For Spanish speakers there is a HUGE difference.
why did the cat want to learn Spanish? answer: So he could "gato" the other side.
Même si le français est ma langue maternelle, je ne peux m'empêcher de rire aux blagues des autres! C'est très original, je n'y aurais jamais pensé.
chat through the heart
Three cats were in a kayak when a storm overtook them. Sadly, un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq ....