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https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Frannie936424

Why did the cat want to learn French

So he could chat with his friends

July 23, 2019

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https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Proverbs_2_6

Of course, everyone's heard the French egg joke... Why do the French only use one egg to make their omelettes? Because one egg is "un œuf."

July 23, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/gbjockey

LOL

July 23, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Kelvin401862

Tu me fais rire. Je te donne un lingot.

July 23, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Raphdel49

i am french : we'll say "Je te donne un lingot" and not "prendre un lingot"

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Kelvin401862

Thanks.

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Taylor__Beck

Merci

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Tigress652390

Who hasn't learned this!

July 25, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/putnameherelater

when you have to knead a baguette, it's a pain.

July 23, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/PeaceForce

Better to knead dough than to need it.

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/sc_ville

especially if you don't have enough d'eau ;-D

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Kelvin401862

It took me a minute.

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/PeaceForce

Tant de doubles entendres.

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/7pFoGtkv

hahahah

July 31, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/abhrrnt_abrrtn

what did the pool owner say to the kids, "Do not piscine ma piscine!"

July 23, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/7pFoGtkv

haha

July 31, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Kelvin401862

M'a fait rire.

July 23, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/meatcan

Kelvin, that's epic!
Sort of how I type sometimes LOL

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/surprisedcat2006

From Aaron's animal, right? Watch this make me happy :D

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/AnnikaQED

why did the cat want to learn Spanish? answer: So he could "gato" the other side.

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Dorothy799906

What is black, white and red all over? A newspaper.

July 23, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/miaou-meow

this is the cutest post i've seen here so far :D

July 25, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/meatcan

LOL
Do you have more jokes?

July 23, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/SheenaBastet

in order to say miaou instead of meow ^^

July 23, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/YannaiR77

I'm a kitty!

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Archimedes_dove

Même si le français est ma langue maternelle, je ne peux m'empêcher de rire aux blagues des autres! C'est très original, je n'y aurais jamais pensé.

July 23, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Dauphix

Moi aussi c'est trop drôle !

July 25, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/YannaiR77

That made my day

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Forgotten-me

omg this is so stupid but so funny XD

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Boogiedown0808

Why is an egg his favorite food? Because it is his " l'œuf "

July 26, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/surprisedcat2006

What a simple but hilarious joke :)))))))

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Kelvin401862

Here is how not to tell this joke >>> Un chat...

July 24, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Avril959883

i knowwwww

July 25, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/sc_ville

Three cats were in a kayak when a storm overtook them. Sadly, un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq ....

July 25, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Manuel599019

LOL!!

July 25, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/SheenaBastet

Didn't get it lol

July 26, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/7pFoGtkv

hahhahahaha

July 31, 2019

https://www.duolingo.com/profile/7pFoGtkv

hahahah again....encore

July 31, 2019
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