Of course not! Otherwise they'd be leaving a paper trail for when they get drunk and destroy the villa..
Or hurl spears
They sure send emails though
The really clever ones send smoke signals
No, that's what carrier pigeons are for.
For one the parrots aren't drunk!
But stupid parrots do?
Only drunk parrots are so foolish
nonnisi psittaci stulti et ebrii epistulas mittunt.
What is it with these parrots?
Because they are too clever to put anything in writing.
If I weren't trying to learn Latin these dumb sentences would be funny.