Estne canis ebrius?
Fortasse scit psittacum ebrium
CANIS MALUS! NON NOLI EXCAVERE!
Canis iratus est :(
I guess, two options we have here:
Ecce causa quae canes mihi non placent.
Canes tamquam parvuli, possumus eos educare.
Maybe he got a hold of some good ol' HF-SbF5 and let the acid eat away at the floor.
Would the dog is ruining the floor be ok? I imagined lots of mess and the results of not being let out in time.