Hope there's no wine for breakfast
Why am I not surprised at the mention of further parrot crimes?
Because the parrots have lowered our standards with their wicked ways
Nice, talking statues.
What, no hangover?!
Rosie, dinner's up! Come and get your dinner!
These Kea parrots decide that beer is no good.
I give up!
The parrot is drunk and gourmet!
I can take them drinking and throwing spears but this really is the final straw!
Turns out Marcus is right after all, the drunk parrot is the worst