Jokes about Latin
In a book, I think it was "Latin for Dummies", I came across some jokes about Latin like the following:
"Old Latin teachers never die, they just decline."
"Latin is a dead language, as dead as it can be. It killed the ancient Romans, and now it's killing me."
Do you now more jokes about Latin? :-)
some from the net:
Hey, Latin isn't dead. It's just Roman around
I'm proud that I got 40% on my Latin exam. After all, you should always XL.
I hate the misuse of Latin phrases... ...and vice versa.
Can somebody help me translate 'orbis terrarum ad mihi' from Latin? It would mean the world to me.
A Roman walks into a bar and says "I'll have one martinus please." The bartender a little puzzled replies, "don't you mean one martini?" The Roman scoffs and says "oh please, if I wanted two I would have asked."
There are the dog Latin phrases little kids introduced to Latin often find humorous, semper ubi sub ubi or numquam ubi sub ubi.