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https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

100 Dogs! Hundert Hunde! Cien Perros! Cien Chiens!

Since starting with Duolingo 66 days ago I've been having a wee side amusement of collecting dog profile pics in my 'followed' list. I don't see any other particular purpose to the following stuff seeing as how we can't contact each other. But I enjoy having this gallery of (mostly) cheery dog faces in my profile. And of course within that list there's the Top Dog competition to see who has the most XP every week/month. (Spoiler alert, it's always Bruce B, with the rest of us panting some way behind ;-)

I just noticed that I have 100 of them today. Oh, no, that's not actually true. There is one Person in amongst them all. He was the first one to give me a helpful answer on the forum when I was stumbling about asking daft questions about how it all worked. (Nah, there are actually no daft questions other than the ones you're too feart to ask.) So I decided to let him stay on the list as a sort of honorary Top Dog. If anyone is really bored they can see if they can find him. First one to post his name here gets 100 lingos! (Yeah, well, what else can I do with them?)

Hang on, that brings me to my next daft question. How can you quickly give someone multiple lingots? I sometimes give more than one but have to click on them one at a time. Is there a way of doing this more efficiently?

Does anyone else 'collect' anything in their followed list? Cats? Horses? Annoying pics of couples? (Oh, only me who finds them annoying? Ah, that'll just be my Miserable Scots Gittishness coming out then, sorry.)

Right, I'm off out with the (best) dog now. Woof.

February 12, 2020

204 Comments


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

be afraid kitty kitty - be very afraid!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Cats stick together!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

100% true. We sure do! When we are not involved in a cat fight, that is.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Very true. We usually get along. Unless we are about to be fed....


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

(Thanks to those giving a few upvotes to counteract the inevitable downvotes.) (I bet it's the cats! Tssk.)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

Ah well, 20 minutes and voted off the board. Charming.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/chicster3

Well, you know we cats can't resist pushing something that is so close to the edge ;)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

hahaha, aye, no willpower. Always tinkering with stuff best left alone.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

At least we don't sniff buts!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

We have dignity - noticeably absent in present canine company.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Duoplicity

hahaha, this is great! It's pretty easy to spot David in amongst the "cães" but what is really interesting is he has very few dogs among his 88 friends (makes you almost as special to him).

Nice take on a new angle. But cats do indeed rule. :)

===

However, it is the owls on this site. :D


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Ruslan56629

This place is indeed the natural habitat of the owls' gang


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Ruslan56629

Finally some high quality learning material


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

I know Owl spy. Cats are the most intelligent contributors.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

The Duck is lying on my Shirt. (I'm sure I got this sentence somewhere recently...)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

I just found a profile pic of a duck with a dog's head in one of those links...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

I find your imagery someone distasteful Dog face.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

The Dog is lying in my outer business!

I sure I have seen this in action before... Hm....
Oh yeah. They do that before eating it.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

What comes out of the rear end of every mammal including humans.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/ARCANA-MVSA

I dunno, ducks have been doing reliable searching for me for awhile now. So Duo better tolerate my ducks, cause they've been helping me find things on DL that even Duo has a hard time finding!

Volgav vitsenanieff nivya kevach varatsach.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Johanzel3

wir mussen gegen die Enten sein!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Obviously planted by Duo as a spy....that white owl thing up there...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

And the Winner Is.... the owl, of course! I still owe you 80lingots - will wait to see if anyone comes up with an efficient way of giving them - I now have cramp in my paw.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Duoplicity

Oh thank you sweet puppy (pat,pat,scritches,boop)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

Oh dear - I just checked my profile and there now seems to be only 98 in my followed list. I would swear there were 100 this morning. Have 2 dogs died? Left Duolingo land for ever? I sometimes delete people who have changed their profile pics to something non-canine but haven't done so today. It's a mystery.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Duoplicity

Maybe those dogs are protesting your catty discrimination. ;^)

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But, I see 100 in your friends list


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Yes. Certain dogs aren't messy. Those dogs we are fine with. But there is no not messy dog in present company.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Ahhh....missing dogs. A r-e-a-l mystery....hehe...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

(very quietly to Purr-Purr) We need to hide the dalmatian better!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/BlittieKat

They're following the cool guy in the cowboy hat now.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

The probably only follow him because he litters!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

"Have 2 dogs died?"

No. They were accidentally buried alive. (Hangs head in shame)Dogs always trying to eat feces.

All the dogs walk away. I run off to the cats hangout.
Me(to Purr-Purr): It is done my lord.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Wow! I'm now the leader of a cult!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Wow! I'm now the leader of a cult!

Anytime I see that I just burst out laughing. Because it's so true!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Johanzel3

Ausgezeichnet Foto !


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

I think that the cramps is going to be the least of your worries.

(Goes into the barn)
(Let's the horses out of their stalls)
My friend! It's time. The dog who has led the torture howl is within our reach. It's time to charge!
(Horses start charging after CloggyMcClogFace)

Mom913728 is next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/yyOQgRhi

And why not? Gave me a laugh anyway. Especially the purrfect shocked expression on the Purr-Purr cat! hehe


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Florine_2017

Haha! :O) Hi cute Cloggy-Doggy! :O) What a purrrticular collection! me likey-purrr
I always have to be careful not to scratch your sensitive canine noses when we're horsing around, but you're safer off, since I've taken up a new hobby playing the guitar! ♫ ♪ ;O)
Click here for how to give away multiple lingots. Or this is another link that seems to confirm it.Link


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Tracy382545

Because I play guitar sometimes I will "follow" people with a guitar profile and I'm also a HUGE lover of White Tigers and will "follow" someone who has a profile of that. Hopefully one day I will be able to add a profile of my own. ;)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

go on, get yourself a photo of a guitar - I'm sure you can find a nice one online and cut and paste it in here. I think I've seen a couple of tigers and have been tempted to follow them too but it would cause chaos in the dog club I fear. And thanks for being the first one to answer my question, at least I now know I'm not the only one with a 'collection'.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

For once CloggyMcClogFace we agree on something.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Be careful! Dog face might be trying to trick us! If he were smart enough....????


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

I don't think he is smart enough.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

Hello Clinton, welcome to the TopDogClub.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

While we cats are partying you dogs are rummaging through the garbage.

(Everything I say on here I am joking about)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

We can see that. If you weren't putting all of these goofy comments on here it would not be so hilarious!! (that was out of dog character)

back to being a dog - "Well, you needn't be so funny!"


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

(Out of cat character) I was just making sure that everyone knew that for I just checked one of my emails and there was an email from a moderator(from 2 months ago) saying that one of my comments had been removed for saying something like this.

(Back to being a cat)Well cats are way cuter and funner and better than mange flea pelts that humans call Dogs!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Nova212906

All those dog profile pics! So cuteee


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

What about us cats?

(hurt face)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Johanzel3

Ich liebe Katzen auch!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

English please. (Not meaning to be rude I just don't understand German).


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

I speak German! She says we're the nicest, kindest, most tolerant and beautiful creatures on the planet!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

Scary Catface - yer German is fair rubbish! ;-)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Johanzel3

I love cats also!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

You can have part of the mouse I've been eating, cute stuff!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/MariaH924634

LOL! Btw cien perros, ciento shortens before a noun (sorry, I'm a teacher, can't help it).


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

Excellent advice, thank you Maria - and so my frivolous thread contains language discussion after all. You may just stop me getting downvoted into oblivion again. I'll correct the title, if I can.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/g4rcons

**cent chiens sorry, that was bothering me, haha


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/FilipFilip17

Yeah. Me too. Lol.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

sorry wee birdie, the Duo-owl upthread got in before you but here are some bonus lingots for giving the full name.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

"....wee birdie..."

Where? I need to catch it.
(Starts Running in decagons)
Where is it?!
I will find it.
(Duolingo Bird flies in)
Duo:I believe CloggyMcClogFace was referring to me.
Me:Sorry Mr.Duo. I only heard "...wee birdie..."
Duo:That is fine. You will not go to heaven. (whispers) yet.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Johanzel3

Duo ist sehr intelligent!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Oui. Il est itelligent.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

"cough" "splutter" but he's a bird...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Yes. But he is smart enough to evade capture of us cats.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Dana855350

This reminded me that my profile picture is also a dog...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

so it is, I think he's number 101 then, shame he's not a dalmation really. Don't think I have one of them yet.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

"...shame he's not a Dalmatian really. Don't think I have one of them yet."

(I overhear this run into the nearest tree and hop my way across town to a garbage hill)
(whispers)Cats, we need to bury the dalmatian now!
(cat whispers back)Why?Cloggy(MyFaceisstuckinthetrashcan)McClogface is on to us.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JessicaUU

Hi, friend! I noticed what you were up to a few weeks ago. I feel pretty rad for being a part of your dog-tastic collection. It’s really cool to know about this “top dog” competition, oooo! I try to be the top-dog in my own weekly leaderboard—glad there are others that think similarly XD Also, I feel that maybe you’re getting some copy-dogs, lol. Two dog profiles added me and lots of other dogs last night, haha. You trend-setter!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

Hey Jessica, little white dog, you can sit on my black Great Dane's head if you like and be Top Dog for a while.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Hey, that is why you are following me!! Like my little bed buddy photo? He is the BEST!!! I am always wondering why people follow me of all people. But, I know why you follow me and I am proud of it! :) Go Dogs Go!!! I have cats too - but they're not worth putting a picture of on here!!! :D I think I might just start a dog team for the fun of it - we'll see!!!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

(Whispers to Purr-Purr) We need to give Cloggy a trash can. Then maybe we can get our revenge.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

I'm being put in a cat kennel. My humans are taking a break from me....I'm pretending to act devastated....but I can't wait to go! Think of all the CATS there!
We can sing and howl all night with no one to shut us all up.
Let you know how it all goes....rubs head against loyal cat cultist Jack.... Be back when/if they let me out.
Got a present for ya Jack! ..drags thing along floor... It's an OWL'S LEG brother!
I'd only do it for you....Till we meet again my friend....


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Till we meet again me lord. I will be waiting on how it goes. Don't forget to recruit some cats!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Johanzel3

Die Hunde bellen!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

Hahaha, I almost followed you Johan but that's a (fake?) goat you've got there, not a big white dog. Die Hunde bellen is a notorious 'falsche freund' for Dutch speakers as bellen means to phone in Dutch.

(Trying desperately here to throw in the odd language related remark into the dog chat to keep the downvoters at bay.)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Johanzel3

Thanks for the Dutch tip, but Bellen means to Bark in German.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

Yes I know, that's why it's a Falsche Freund for Dutch speakers who are prone to use it when they actually mean phone.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Johanzel3

Good. I learned something about Dutch.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Klappenmonster

Lovely collection! If I ever decide to " un-unpublic" my account, then for the sake of collecting. You're inspiring!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

I'm curious as to your reasons for being anonymous. It's not as if anyone 'bothers' you on Duo - you don't give any private info away. (Well, not obviously, they probably monitor my coffee intake and other things but hey, they don't nag me about it.)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

The amount of followers I get blow up my email.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Mine don't. Duo forced me onto private settings. Said I spent too much time licking the screen whenever I saw another cat!
Now I can't follow or stare...but they can still see me!...."sob"....


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Klappenmonster

I didn't see a point in the "following"thing, so I didn't need it. Then there were the leagues that I didn't want to take part in, but they distracted me and so I just opted out by going private.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

THIS BATTLE HAS BEEN WON BY THE CATS!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Jack appears to have disappeared of this discussion - HURRAH!!!!!

No. My chromebook wasn't working for the day. I got if fixed and I'm back! Nice to see you again me lord. I am looking forward to scheming with you again.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Le purrrr....le purrrrr.....


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Oodles of cats on board to Morocco! Kicked a few overboard for insubordination - but that's the way the cat nibbles crumble!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Good job by the way! Our new pics must be sort after by cats worldwide.
It's called "keeping up appearances!"


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

They sniff your but and eat garbage.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Songve

And the problem is


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Anyone have rabbit photos on here?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

I just had a really cute rabbit follow me! (I didn't follow back, obviously. Tssk.)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Joshorst

Isn't following rabbits what dogs do?

"Honderd honden", BTW, in Dutch.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Humf. Never thought of it that way... ok, I am now rolling on the floor with laughter!! This is too hilarious some of the things those ridiculous cats are saying!!! Maybe I should try a paw at a different animal. Just seems like CloggyMcClogFace has the dogs under control! I just like the idea of competition. Forget the rabbits. They ran away as soon as they smelled me coming. :)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

I'm finding the whispered Dalmation Plot a wee bit worrying. I suspect that one of those cats is actually Cruella De Ville. (I really really want a Dalmation Profile Pic for my collection now...) I saw 3 of them walking along a canal the other day when I was driving past and slowed down to admire them. There was immediately a Great Danish explosion of barking in the car behind me. (Tssk.)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

(Great Danish looks into a house and sees me watching the Dalmatians)
(Starts barking) (You continue on) (I creep out of house run across the street and follow the Dalmatian) That night....
Me:Hey Duolingo! These dogs owners forgot to do their Duolingo lesson. I think you should get the dogs. That will persuade them.
Duo:Okay. Just name the price...
(I cannot say anymore or Duo will get me).

But let's just say you wont be seeing those dogs anytime soon.

(Innocently)Cruella De Ville? Who's that? (Inner soul)That slobber head is right.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Us cats can actually catch rabbits while dogs are across the field chasing their tail after they lost the catch.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Are you kidding me? The cats are too worried about getting their paws dirty to catch any rabbits. The dogs are the one who persevere.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

That's house cats. Wild cats like me we actually catch rabbits! Of course we have a sense of person hygiene. Unlike dogs.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

True. We (dogs) are dependent on our owners. This creates a bond between dog and owner that cats do not have the advantage of... And how do you explain your ripping up all accessible furniture? Or you fur balls?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Our fur balls are to scare away unwanted guests. And to get our humans to wake up and feed us. The only reason you are dependent on your owners is because you are dumb mutts! In regard of Ripping the Furniture. We do that for practice, practice for shredding dogs. Also we do that to keep our claws sharp. If we had opposable thumbs then we could use a knife to sharpen our claws. But since we don't we are dependent on the furniture.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Haha. Just looked. That rabbit followed me too. So I followed it - but that is all. Guess I should try a different line. Lo siento, Rabbits are second in line for me - other than dogs of course!!! But boo to the cats.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

This is becoming a pointless argument!! Maybe the dog (me) Should quit my barking and go to bed... where cats aren't allowed!!! :)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

This is becoming a pointless argument!!

It is becoming pointless because we cats are smarter than you.

Should quit my barking and go to bed... where cats aren't allowed!!! :)

What about hired assassins?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Maybe some other dog friends want to help me get JackDunne5 straight on how dogs are better than cats. Bother the hired assassins. I still have teeth.

Dear Mister JackDunne

I certainly have had fun

Fighting about dogs and cats

and all sorts of things like thats.

But it is time to end

all of this fun, but I do extend

to you an invitation

to stop all of this provocation!!

Sincerely, Mom913728

Sorry, my poetry is not the best - but I tried!!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

but I tried!!

And failed just like a dog.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

THIS BATTLE HAS BEEN WON BY THE CATS!

NO FURTHER ARGUING IS NEEDED(for now).


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

Sorry Mom, but that 'poem' is absolute doggerel. ;-0 Tssk.

Oh. The Great Danish one says: 'Nothing wrong with a good bit of doggerel on a Wednesday morning.' (He wants his on toast.)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

I know. My poetry stinks. Sorry.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Perdon? How could the cats have "won"? That must be according to their own opinions.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Bother the hired assassins. I still have teeth.

They have shotguns!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Seriously? I though that the hired assassins were cats! Cats don't have hands that are able to hold shotguns. They have paws.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/SmashCookie

You're doing Dog's job!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Perdon? How could the cats have "won"? That must be according to their own opinions.

For you have stopped fighting back and have went back to your owners with your tail between your legs. I call that VICTORY!

You dogs have been inactive on this post for 2 days.

VICTORY!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

I know, I am the only one still going - why me? I am not that good at fighting with words. (whine) Why can't those cats leave us alone? (whine) AND WHERE ARE THE OTHER DOGS (howling)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Because dogs expect their owners to save them.
Cats can look after themselves.
Unless we're stuck up a tree.
Even then it's sometimes an act. I mean - we got up there - of course we can get down!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

whine) Why can't those cats leave us alone? (whine) AND WHERE ARE THE OTHER DOGS (howling)

https://forum.duolingo.com/comment/36530853?comment_id=36603834


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Seriously? I though that the hired assassins were cats! Cats don't have hands that are able to hold shotguns. They have paws.

I sometimes hire monkeys. I pay them in bananas. Although they always seem to end up in the zoo...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Where are all of my buddies?

Oh. Uh. Funny story. So Cloggy decided to jump out of a moving car on a bridge going over some train tracks when he got up. He well uh. Got hit by a train.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Funny that...about the dog on the train tracks...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Johanzel3

Schmuck is jewelry in German.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Das weiß ich! I was speaking Englisch....


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Wow, you are good at telling big tails!!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

We don't need big tails to feel important - which means we don't "thwack" people with them without realizing...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

Okay Clever Clogs Cats- tell me how to easily see if there are new posts on a thread I'm following. I'm still finding this forum a bit user unfriendly in that I have to scroll through the whole thread to see if I can spot any new doggerel on it. On another forum I'm on I open up 'My Discussions' and the ones with new posts are right there at the top of the list. I don't see a way to do that here.

Is it possible? (And if not, why not?)

Here - a mackerel head reward for the first Clever Clogs Cat to give me a useful answer. (I'm lying. The Great Danish one just had a whole mackerel mashed through his dinner and didn't leave the head for any passing cat to swipe.)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

If you check your email it will tell you what the new comments are. (If you have the setting turned on that is).


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Uh...McClogg face...you can turn off the "ding" for the notifications on your phone...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Um Jack...Please put up True Pic of Cat.
Gotta have good pic for bedside table on ship to Morocco. Will charm some schmuck with the "poor kitty" look when I get on board....
Bon Voyage! for me that is.
And Bon Courage! for you amigo...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

Oh no, I turned that off right at the start, along with the annoying noises. Can't be doing with mail notifications every time someone farts in here. I just want to instantly see if there are new posts in the threads I've contributed to without having to wade through mountains of the stuff.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

Ooh your new pic doesn't really look like a cat anymore! (The last one was possibly too cute to be legal.) It now looks like some faintly scary abstract work by a minimalist artist.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Jack appears to have disappeared of this discussion - HURRAH!!!!!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

I just want to instantly see if there are new posts in the threads I've contributed to without having to wade through mountains of the stuff.

Sorry. No way to do that. Unless every time we want to say something we create a new post.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

I know purrpurr - I have all noises, including the Duo owl ones turned off at all times. I just don't want my mail box filled with 'somone burped on the message board - again' messages. It annoys me. (I'm easily annoyed, I know.)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

I completely agree with purr-purr... I can easily call your picture a "picture of a fuzzy-cute-friendly-sweet-adorable-wonderful puppy" (just like me) rather than "a cat."


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

I just realized that CloggyMcClogFace is back!!! I am so excited!! And very disappointed in the cat, JackDunne5. He LIED to me and told me Cloggy was dead!!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/CloggyMcClogFace

Never believe a cat!!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Good advice Cloggy... why did I not think of that before? Oh wait - I know why, I am not the sort of dog that thinks like that. I just walk around looking cute.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

How do you get access to the monkeys in the first place? They are in Africa/Australia/all those other overseas countries. Or in the zoos, but when they are in the zoos, they are pretty much inaccessible.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Um....Mother dog.. There are no monkeys in Australia - except in the zoo....I guess it depends on where - if - you went to school. Or simply watched television.
Though dogs have trouble focussing, I guess....


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Wow - at least Jack leaves a space for me to bicker with him! I don't know where monkeys live... But I could google it!

Oops, tried, but my paws are too big and they keep hitting other keys...

I am not a mother dog. indeed!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

It's called...(slaps own paw over face). And that my friend is how it's done.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Wait - over the innocent puppy face or the troublesome kitty face?

(slaps own paw over face).

SLAPS OWN PAW OVER FACE.

I'm confused.

Because your last brain cell went out your ears with those belly rubs.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Exactly Jack The Cat.
You can tell by the way their eyes loll around in their heads all brain cells have departed.
HA!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Wait - over the innocent puppy face or the troublesome kitty face? I'm confused. My owner was just giving me belly rubs and I think it got my brain foggy.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Oh wait - I know why, I am not the sort of dog that thinks like that.

But dogs can't think. Their owners have to do it for them.

Example:"Go fetch the stick!"
The dog has to be told what to do and even then they are dumb.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Do you realize that you and I are the only ones talking on here? Where are all of my buddies? Hey CloggyMcClogFace, you were the one who did the beginning post, want to help me get out of this? This cat is on my tail, and is not getting off of it!! :)


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Jack old son - escaped from "nice cat boarding kennel" - turned out to be a Home for Delinquent Cats!
You've done well! Keep the faith. Am now stowing away on a ship to Morocco.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Ok, Jack - hate to tell you, but now it looks like you are selling cat-tea.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

I get it now. It was just this funny meme I found.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Your profile looks like an add advertising a cat in a teacup - cat tea?


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

...they are pretty much inaccessible.

To dogs maybe. But us cats are smarter and nimbler. We are able to evade capture! Getting in isn't the problem. Getting out is.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Oh - OK. I see. No sense. I don't speak whatever language that is!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

Jack my lad, I'm not receiving emails and my comments are disappearing.
Maybe a new thread at some time amigo?

Together we can achieve world domination!

Have been to a stylist to help me achieve Glory. You can pretend to be cute - until it hits them that you are an assassin. Good cover, amigo! Speak to you soon.
El purrrr....el purrrr....


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Oh - OK. I see. No sense.

(bored tour cat in a museum)
bored cat-And that is another example of dog's dumbness.

(that very smart cat)
Smart cat(I mean we all are but this one is smarter than your average cat)-Was that some sort of code? Or is that just pure stupidity?

Bored cat-It was just pure stupidity.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Why is everyone changing their profile pics? Oh well, I guess it will be my turn next - but it will NOT be a cat... just another adorable photo of me!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Songve

I found it, Cloggy.

My Doberman was the best dog ever. I once threw a stick two miles and he found it and brought it back. Yeah, I know, it does sound a tad far-fetched...

BTW, I note my local pet store has a big sale on dogs. Buy one, get one flea...


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Klappenmonster

wise, funny Songve... It's half past midnight... I should sleep.... instead I'm trying to not wake the kids by laughing like mad....

One for far fetched, one for the flee! Good night!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

"BTW, I note my local pet store has a big sale on dogs..."
That's because the humans there want to get rid of them. They are hazardous.

Songve always with the best laughs in a single comment!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/snakkerine

wouff! C'est "cent chiens" wouououff!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

It's "Wau Wau" in German ya big hound.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Horsey-Girl

Lol. This is hilarious!

Horsey Girl here!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Mom913728

Yes, hilarious for all onlookers, but not so much when this dog runs out of defenses.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Whose side are you on? Pirate.PurrPurr and moi. Or Mom913728 and CloggyMcClogFace?

Or are you on your own side?

If so whose better the cats or the(spits) dogs.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Purr-Purr

No one's even commented on my new outfit....I thought it was a good one.
You know, to look important. My comments are being deleted generally. Stay strong my friend!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

Your outfit looks great me lord.
Sorry for not commenting on it.
I will try to find a feast for you tonight.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JacobFarra3

THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Songve

Dog people wish their dogs were people. Cat people wish they were cats.


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/JackDunne5

"Cat people wish they were cats."

Just like they should!


https://www.duolingo.com/profile/Klappenmonster

This discussion has reached the point, where I'd like to recommend Robin Hobb's "Assasins apprentice" and following books.

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