Translation:Hello, I am a man.
Are you trying to seduce me?
perhaps he was just saying, in case you were unclear that he was a man.
Surely "Hi" should also be a valid translation?
I thought that too, but even in English 'hi' is pretty informal.
Unless you follow it up with the word there, then it sounds strong!
“Hi” is „Hoi”.
Ik dacht...ik ben een appel... :(
Nee, ik ben geen man, ik ben een appel!
Someone has confidence issues...