In the Netherlands you're free to be whatever you want to be :)
In fact, they have special places where you can do this: They're in Amsterdam, and they're labeled "coffee shops"...
I have been waiting for a weed joke on this program for a long time! BEDANKT!
Here in Uruguay we are all birds.
Coffeeshops are not only in Amsterdam. Weed is legal in the entire Netherlands
It is not legal, it is tolerated, with rules.
Well, decriminalised anyway. :D
However, most places will not sell to tourists. Only in certain cities (primarily Amsterdam) can non-residents purchase it.
Especially after smoking some specifics ;)
Very free country indeed!
No, I am actually an apple. How could you forget it?
Nonononono. A BANANA
like leonidas in 300: "IK BEN...BANAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!"
That is the most useful sentence ever. If you keep repeating it, everybody will realize that you dont speak the language or you are a retard.
I say it in English all the time, I must be a retard
Nonono a BANANA
Do you trust me? lol
Did you know that the bird is a word? -Peter Griffin-
Va va va vogel vogel vogel... Vogel is het woord.
I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane, I'm Superman! :P
No, I'm obviously an apple, remember?
You're a banana.
If you're a bird, I'm a bird...
Als jij bent een vogel, ik ben een vogel (?)
als jij een vogel bent, ben ik een vogel (dutch husband speaking)
How do we say "i am a free bird"?
Ik ben een vrije vogel
That makes more sense than gratis vogel
Ik ben een vri--i-i-i-i-je v-o-o-o-o-g-e-e-e-l
Ik ben een gratis vogel
Gratis is free as in for taking, e.g. Buy one get one free".
reminds me of that kanji "free" tattoo
Well im a skydiver so sometimes it feels that way haha
Im actually a banana
Nee, ik ben een eenhoorn
too heavy to be a bird, but meditation or medication might help in levitation, no?
Vogel is de woord!
Finally someone understands me!
Im happy as a lark after seeing after all the tremendously entertaining comments
I thought I was an apple ;-;
... I am a plane, I am a birdplane, à mother* birdplane!
Ik ben een hond grrrrr
I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky....
you know what, you are actually a druid.
And I am a very high bird ;D
I'm like a bird, I only fly away!
You guys are funny :D . And how do you say it in Dutch? :P
Yeah, after being an apple why not to be a bird? What is really funny that nobody from Lingoters pays any attention to our little apple humor)
So I can read newspapers :D
In the NL you can be whatever you want to be !
I'M LIKE A BIRD!
And a very pretty one I might add!
The bird is a word
Nee, je bent een banaan! Ik ben een appel. Verliezer!
Ik ben een gratis vogel.....gra-a-a-a-a-t-t-t-i-i-i-i-s v-o-o-o-o-g-g-g-g-e-e-e-e-l
I think Ronnie Van Zandt is Dutch.
... were the last words he ever spoke!
I'M A BIRD, MOTHERF***ER! I'M A BIRD! Sorry, it's just that the song came up in my mind XD
Papageno, is dat jou?
..and i believe i can fly!
"I Believe I Can Fly..."
Recently you sait that 'Ik ben een mens', so what am I now?
And that is why I like twitter ; )
When played at normal speed only three words are heard 'Ik ben vogel' only when you play it slowly can you hear the extra word 'een' added in.
This is the confession of Dee from Always sunny
Een vogel? Nee, ik ben geen vogel. Ik ben een banaan!
Someone please teach their bird to say this
I wanna be a truck
I'll only fly away...
nee! ik ben een appel!!!! Apple jokes... :D
How could you forget?
Ben/bent vs is ??
This is how to conjugate the present tense of the Dutch verb "zijn" ("to be"):
ben = am
bent = are
I have bird brain.....
These scentences were written at a "Coffee shop"
I accidentally said "I an a bird" and it was counted wrong :(