This is the weirdest mix of sentences but, having eaten an onion, I now understand why eating the turnip made me so happy.
Je m'appelle le Monsieur Oignon
I fear you may have to explain that. It calques as 'I am called the Mr Onion'. Googling it only revealed a recipe for Croque-monsieur with onions on.
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