"Ik heb geen ouders."

[balber123]

Ik ben de nacht. Ik... ben... Vleermuisman!

[linguistish]

I have now learned a new amazing Dutch word. Bat is FLYING MOUSE!

[RaynaudM]

In french it's even worse : "chauve-souris" means bald mouse.

[sim_schi]

I think it is more "flapping mouse", like the German "Fledermaus" what has it's origins in "vleder" (old German word for to flap).

[PereHernnd]

We say "ratpenat" in catalan which literally means "sad mouse"

[MuyGood]

In Norwegian, you say "Flaggermus" which means Flapping mouse

[mangakoibito]

I may end up with my innervoice reading dutch in batmans voice for at least the rest of the evening!

[Allison24Argent]

I somehow waited for that comment

[Bruce_OBrien]

❤❤❤ gaat het met de vleermuizen?

[TrentNock]

Flying mouse man? Ahaha

[MihirBhagat]

Is ouders, by any chance, related to 'oud/oude'?

[Paige385891]

It sure is. Like how sometimes your parents are referred to as your elders.

[RadioScotch]

Wahs internally

[ShesarAndri]

Said an amoeba

[SchonBaume]

Is it correct to say "Ik heb niet ouders" ?

[xMerrie]

No, that's incorrect.

[PratikNaik3]

Why is it wrong?

[Arkhaeaeon]

Because niet qualifies verbs, geen qualifies nouns. Geen = none, no, not one, not any etc.

[Dextery666]

I'm batman!

[bah.nana]

Batman