"Cette araignée mesure mille millimètres !"

Translation: This spider measures a thousand millimeters!

[Bethan680445]

A thousand millimetres???? If only there were a word for that.......

[dtUyaD]

Carboniferous?

[KosztolanyiG]

Australian?

[xwintermoonx]

How do you say flamethrower in French? Because I feel like that's the only appropriate solution here.

[Fantomius]

C'est formidable!

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

[effyleven]

Rumour has it, 1000 mm is merely the circumference of one of its legs... (or was it the diameter? J'oublie.)

[Abel355]

Then 1 meter?

[KevanSF]

A three-foot-long spider? Yikes! I'm going to need another can of Raid!

[AnaLydiate]

Are you planning to beat the spider with multiple cans of raid? Or......?

[effyleven]

Relax, c'est du carton !

[mccartney]

allume-le en feu, c'est la seule façon être sûr

[Ellay57]

A nuke from orbit is surely the only way to be sure

[Don161616]

Hey kids, there's a new spider ride at the amusement park! Let's go!!

Imagine trying to step on this thing to squish it underneath your foot ... feet.