Anyone have any good french jokes ?

All jokes accepted even corny ones.

August 6, 2014


Pendant un mariage, un homme dit à une femme :

  • Le champagne vous rend très belle...

  • Mais, je n'en ai pas bu une coupe !

  • Vous non, mais moi j'en suis à la dixième !

August 7, 2014

There are a whole bunch of French jokes called the "monsieur et madame" jokes that are pretty corny and popular. The formula is that you are given a last name and asked to come up with the first name of the son(s) and/or daughter(s) whose full names would be a pun. For example:

Monsieur et Madame Terrieur ont deux fils. Comment s'appellent-ils ?

Alain et Alex

August 7, 2014

The French and the British decided to have two cats swim a race across the English Channel. They imaginatively named the French cat un deux trois cat and the British, one two three cat. Which cat made it across first? . . . The British cat, because everyone knows that un deux trois cat cinq.

August 7, 2014

lol. :) took me a while :D

August 7, 2014

good one XD

November 18, 2015

In France, they've got jokes written on the candy wrappers of Carambar. They're really corny and sometimes make no sense at all aha.

August 7, 2014

Q: What is the Guillotine?

A: A French chopping centre.

Q: Which ghost was president of France?

A: Charles de Ghoul.

Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?

A: He was declared to be in Seine.

August 7, 2014

why would anyone want to learn a language that begins counting un deux?

August 7, 2014

You can find a lot of them, in French, on found in their own section.

August 7, 2014

A French duck flying over England for the first time was eager to try out some new words that he had been taught by Duolingo's Owl. Spotting a pond near Aylesbury, he landed near to one of the locals and said: "Corner-corner".

Hint: If you don't know the onomatopoeic French word for "quack", you will need to look it up.

August 8, 2014

Haha Luckily it's the same sound we have in Algeria or else I wouldn't get it. It's like "quack quack" but pronounced a bit "Frenchy-ly" with barely opening your mouth it sounds more like : "coin coin !" (Read in French) = "corner corner " :D

August 9, 2014

French powered garden tools: Lawnmower - "Coup de grâce". Line strimmer - "Oui d'accord" (think about it ... ).

August 8, 2014

What fruit do fishes hate the most? Le pêche. Because peach and fishing are spelled the same in French.

November 30, 2017

Translate: "To the water, now is the time!" to get the motto of the French Navy.

August 8, 2014

Quel sport prefere les insects?

Le cricket

Quelle célébrité est la plus belle?

Angelina Jolie

You asked for corny

August 10, 2014
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