https://www.duolingo.com/Compostflower

Anyone have any good french jokes ?

All jokes accepted even corny ones.

August 6, 2014

15 Comments


https://www.duolingo.com/Prado39

Pendant un mariage, un homme dit à une femme :

  • Le champagne vous rend très belle...

  • Mais, je n'en ai pas bu une coupe !

  • Vous non, mais moi j'en suis à la dixième !

August 7, 2014

https://www.duolingo.com/greenteagirl67

There are a whole bunch of French jokes called the "monsieur et madame" jokes that are pretty corny and popular. The formula is that you are given a last name and asked to come up with the first name of the son(s) and/or daughter(s) whose full names would be a pun. For example:

Monsieur et Madame Terrieur ont deux fils. Comment s'appellent-ils ?

Alain et Alex

August 7, 2014

https://www.duolingo.com/lucy615

The French and the British decided to have two cats swim a race across the English Channel. They imaginatively named the French cat un deux trois cat and the British, one two three cat. Which cat made it across first? . . . The British cat, because everyone knows that un deux trois cat cinq.

August 7, 2014

https://www.duolingo.com/agent001

lol. :) took me a while :D

August 7, 2014

https://www.duolingo.com/MonsieurMaxwell

good one XD

November 18, 2015

https://www.duolingo.com/jollymaha

In France, they've got jokes written on the candy wrappers of Carambar. They're really corny and sometimes make no sense at all aha.

August 7, 2014

https://www.duolingo.com/Yeva1

Q: What is the Guillotine?

A: A French chopping centre.

Q: Which ghost was president of France?

A: Charles de Ghoul.

Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?

A: He was declared to be in Seine.

August 7, 2014

https://www.duolingo.com/jpd678

why would anyone want to learn a language that begins counting un deux?

August 7, 2014

https://www.duolingo.com/toussaintlou

You can find a lot of them, in French, on www.bliubliu.com found in their own section. http://bliubliu.com/en/

August 7, 2014

https://www.duolingo.com/SussexSoleil

A French duck flying over England for the first time was eager to try out some new words that he had been taught by Duolingo's Owl. Spotting a pond near Aylesbury, he landed near to one of the locals and said: "Corner-corner".

Hint: If you don't know the onomatopoeic French word for "quack", you will need to look it up.

August 8, 2014

https://www.duolingo.com/Br4him

Haha Luckily it's the same sound we have in Algeria or else I wouldn't get it. It's like "quack quack" but pronounced a bit "Frenchy-ly" with barely opening your mouth it sounds more like : "coin coin !" (Read in French) = "corner corner " :D

August 9, 2014

https://www.duolingo.com/SussexSoleil

French powered garden tools: Lawnmower - "Coup de grâce". Line strimmer - "Oui d'accord" (think about it ... ).

August 8, 2014

https://www.duolingo.com/MinnieCandyCat

What fruit do fishes hate the most? Le pêche. Because peach and fishing are spelled the same in French.

November 30, 2017

https://www.duolingo.com/SussexSoleil

Translate: "To the water, now is the time!" to get the motto of the French Navy.

August 8, 2014

https://www.duolingo.com/isobel.rose

Quel sport prefere les insects?

Le cricket

Quelle célébrité est la plus belle?

Angelina Jolie

You asked for corny

August 10, 2014
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