funny Spanish sentences :)
ok this is a time to relax and just make funny sentences who can come up with the craziest sentence (in Spanish) come on people, be creative. up with one. here's an idea : el gato se comió una naranja, entonces el gato se comió una pizza, mirar el gato se ha comido una pizza de naranja!
I took Spanish in high school, of course being teenagers we used to make up silly sentences, years later before I got interested in Spanish again these were the only complete sentences I could remember. !ayudeme , tengo un gato en los pantalones! me gusta jugar el futbol con los perros todos los sabados. necesito comer queso con platanos ahora. :) not very funny but I guess they were at 13
La jararaca roca la Casba mientras que atras de las calles el murcielago estaba saltando, tratando de alcanzar las estrellas del cielo.
I have seen two posts that invited participants to write about their weekend in their current target lang, and another that invited us to finish a story after reading the first paragraph. I thought BRILLIANT! But I was too chicken to take the plunge. That's the kind of idea though. How about... does anyone know any jokes in their target lang (keep it clean) ? .... what is your favorite word for an animal in your target lang ? ... I might think of more later. If so I'll post them in your stream :) OK?
I would enjoy doing them if I had enough courage. It's kind of intimidating seeing someone who just wrote a huge, long, amazing sentence and you're expected to follow up with something.
Patos pensan sobre patatas mientras comen un patata. I don't know. I'm bad at making any kind of jokes in English also maybe creating amazing, awesome alliteration works instead. :)
Gracias :) Unfortunately it is not mine. It's from a nice little book called "trabalenguas", which I bought in Lima.
You will not believe the ridiculous DuoLingo sentences I found. For example:
“¿Qué hay debajo de tu falda?” which means: “What is underneath your skirt?” Which pervert wrote that sentence? LOL!
Another group of sentences include:
“Luis es un pato.” which means “Luis is a duck.”
“Soy un pato. Hablo ingles.” which means “I am a duck. I speak English.”
“El pato cocino conejo.” which means “The duck cooks rabbit.”
“Tengo un pato” which means “I have a [pet] duck.”
“Tengo un pato bonito” which means “I have a beautiful duck.”
“Roberto es un oso.” which means “Robert is a bear.”
“Los pajaros leen el diario.” which means “The birds read the newspaper.”