"Jegerikkeetsyngendebord."

Well, you're not.

Unlike James Hetfield : youtube.com/watch?v=adyC404_gEk

Ditto. Its too odd a sentence . not even Donald Trump would say something so bigly

Does this mean something?

This is madness! Tak farvel jeg spiser vand

"But I am", said the DJ console

Something a drunk Jagger might say.

Duly noted.

This definitely had to be stated to clear up any possible confusion. People shouldn't have unrealistic expectations of a dancing bed...

Useful.

Wtf!

Sounds like a proverb, meaning sknething lije " i cann't do everything at once"

Funny!

the pronunciation of "syngende" is odd to me

Your loss

Smukke og det <Beast> snakker bord?

Me neither!

I tried googling it and found this: 3 авг. 2018 г. - Learn how to use the Danish sentence "Jeg er ikke et syngende bord."

Chop Suey! The table version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtAhISkoJZc