No, because crabs can't just use a phone or something!! So no the little crab does not have a phone!
Yes, he found one on the beach and he's playing ringtones on it to get into the pants of all the little crabbettes. Like a boss! (They make these sentences funny on purpose so that we remember them, might as well push the joke... !!)
Nej, han har ikke en telefon. Den er en tv, og han kigger på sin tv, og han elsker sin tv. Krabber kan ikke have telefoner. Det er umuligt!
What would you change in the sentence to make it plural. Do the little crabs have a phone?