"The spider eats bread."
Translation:Il ragno mangia il pane.
I studied Spanish for several years in school, and one of my favorite Argh-type comments while doing Italian here is "Bleeping Spanish!" except I don't bleep it. :P Too similar, but not quite similar enough.
And actually, I took one French class in college. For whatever reason. about a third of the class had had Spanish before, and we were all glitching the same way. Once we were studying ordering in a restaurant, and I said, "Et pour moi, un coca, por favor." Beat. Burst of laughter from the class. [headdesk]