"I have a spider."

Translation: Jeg har en edderkop.

[Regney]

Spider = venom cup? That's awesome. ☺

[arroyo]

Not quite. It's sooner poison+head and the word has an archaic English cognate, attercop. See: http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=attercop.

[unerosejaune]

And imma wave it in ur face :D

[LucyGardin]

When to use et and en?

[Ravenheart6]

Actually, I really hope I don't....

[NF6FxQcs]

There's a French saying: "il a une araignée au plafond", literally: "he has a spider on his ceiling", which means you think the guy is pretty crazy. Is there something similar, in Danish or other languages?

[Bultokki]

The soft d is killing me I am giving up on ever pronouncing this right

[mijichu]

I would rather not, thanks!

[Alicyia1]

Every man is the architect of his own fortune

[I-IVVL]

Og jeg er ikke bange for at bruge den!

[SeanMeaneyPL]

Two Ds together give us LL? Are we learning Welsh?

Old fat spider spinning in a tree!

Old fat spider can't see me!

Attercop! Attercop! Won't you stop?

Stop your spinning and look for me!

JRR Tolkien.