My spoon is too big!
Dunno why you've been downvoted for this fantastic reference to one of the greatest short films of all time.
Il cucchiaio non esiste .. ;)
What? Yes, it exists! I'm italian, born in italy my family is italian and we say everyday cucchiaio
Noooo, sorry .. I was being silly .. it's a film quote! (From "The Matrix") :-)
In the English language version the quote is "There is no spoon", but in the Italian version this gets translated as "The spoon does not exist", for some reason?
Mah spoon....is too big!