"Chi è la mia ragazza?"

Translation: Who is my girlfriend?

[sonosels]

IM LAUGHNG SO HARD THIS IS SO STUPIDLY FUNNY

[SavvyCL]

I'VE HAD SO MANY I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER.

[Cedrean]

True story

[Queen_Ziga]

Error 404: Girlfriend wasn't found.

[AhmedOrban]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHA FOREVER ALONE :'D

[haparoiden]

*not found.

But you've got my lingot! :D
I feel that, bro :(

[okkemma]

SAME

[olefattguy]

This is what Berlusconi said on the Bunga-bunga parties...

[emilija.ma]

i am laughing so much!!!!! :DDDD

[seedney]

lol bunga means flower in malay haha

[stelios.po18]

I thought the same thing

[jjboy555]

This sentense from duolingo is quite strange.. Maybe it gets its inspiration from an amnesic womanizer? I have no clue

[wiz0floyd]

I interpreted as talking to a puppy. Squeeky voice: "Who's my girl!?! Who's my girl!?!? Yes you are!!!!!"

[GuerraAmanda]

cute lol

[ratefreakman]

Unless you type girlfriend -- and then its funny

[Laosiji93]

Who's your daddy? ^^

[SarahThoma155082]

"Who's your daddy? Yes I am."
-Zoot Suit Riot by The Cherry Popin' Daddies

[Cedrean]

If one were to have several girlfriends at once and someone said "oh! Your girlfriend told me about you"

[SirWillietheWool]

This will be great help if I forget who my own girlfriend is in Italy!

[modestas.e]

The question after a great party in Italy...

[bisousethiboux]

Wow, this Who sure gets around. I keep seeing her everywhere.

[le_maiiiiiitre]

and she's still on first base...

[Mastadons]

What’s on second...

[NicholasAdderley]

Idontknow's on third.

[elisabethh4]

First time I've heard this version of ragazza!

[JennaHO]

Not sure why you received a down vote, so I evened it out for you! :) Prego!

[graboluk]

could it be part of a conversation where someone asks "chi e la tua ragazza?" and I first repeat to be sure i understood correctly "chi e la mia ragazza?" and then answer for example "lei e una infermiera" ?

[loganflatt]

Given the way my girlfriend wanders off sometimes, "Dov'è la mia ragazza?" will be what I'll be saying in Italia.

[ivan.is.here]

"Isn't that your girlfriend? Over there?"
"Who('s my girlfriend?)"

[jovictor1066]

I get a real "Dude, where's my car?" vibe from this one--poor drunken twenty-something wandering through bar, hoping someone will enlighten him.

[chaalu]

There's even a twitter account dedicated to funny duolingo sentences - @shitduosays. You'll find some VERY funny ones there.
https://twitter.com/shitduosays

[IMokymok]

Tipical questions you ask yourself. Quale balena, Chi è la mia ragazza? . .

[ayanguas-]

...Is this an Italian problem? XD

[bubba1294]

Is this idiomatic or just really bizarre?

[jesslc]

It's a correct sentence. (and not idiomatic in anyway - ragazza is commonly used to mean girlfriend as well as girl)

Whether or not it is a sentence you would ever need... well.... it's probably on a par with other Duolingo gems such as "The elephants are yours" or "The turtle does not read"

[Johnlrbrock]

Or my favorite, "My bear is hungry"

[curiousminds]

The knife is in my boot, anyone?

[lmcelroy96]

I'll learn how to say the snake is in my boot soon? I can't wait to watch Toy Story in Italian.

[chaalu]

My snake eats your cakes - Il mio serpente mangia le tue torte. Funniest one I've had so far.

There's even a twitter account dedicated to funny duolingo sentences - @shitduosays. You'll find some VERY funny ones there.

https://twitter.com/shitduosays

[Mjgiraffe]

Not such a crazy sentence for people that own, keep or train bears.

[amybx]

My favourites are "Your duck is my dinner", and "I do not have a cow, I have the leather", so sinister!

[annenime]

I just have to go to the comments section after reading that one. XD

Notable gems include l'elefante and il tiger and il gatto eating il topo in separate examples. And drinking oil. That's nasty.

[johnarnold]

This is the sequel to the story by Doctor Seuss "Are you my mother?" When the bird grows up it travels all over asking everyone .....

[I_Hersey]

This reminds me of a manga I was reading where this guy had like 10 girls hitting on him

[Wrathful_Midget]

Wow, if you don't know who your own girlfriend is...

[AernJardos]

...you don't know? :D

[GuerraAmanda]

I wanna know, is "ragazza" "girl" AND "girlfriend" or is this phrase just being said for some cute guy to his girl? xD

[mazzymaz]

"la ragazza" is the girl. "la mia ragazza" is My girl or girlfriend.

[GuerraAmanda]

Thanks ^^

[meandmyshadow0]

So! How do you know, when someone is refering to a girl, or just a girlfriend, if they are the same word.

[Erated8]

You Need To Tell From Context.

[Pierre-Yve435501]

It means girl and girlfriend

[DeliriumOxide]

The former. ^^

[mmiyokobaew]

No, look "ragazza" is referred to girl and "mia" referred to girlfriend..

I can't explain you clearly. Better you go and check Google Translate

[mmiyokobaew]

This sentence is like: a memory loss patient is asking "who's my girlfriend?".

I think only Italian are the ones who ask this dumb questions

[anibal-jose-19]

Is the pronuntiation: (Chi... è) or (Chiè) you know, is it together or separatly?

[Pierre-Yve435501]

The way one of my Italian friends described it was: if you were speaking fast, like in French, you kind of blend some words together to be able to flow better off the tongue. I'm a native speaker from quebec city, and in the same situation qui é, would be pronounced like they were together, but they aren't written together

[deactivated user]

Forever alone guy is sad

[earbudmusic]

Why wouldn't lady work as well? Or does it have to be girlfriend?

[AngelAngelov]

girlfriend.. what does this term mean? :P

[Rosebud348]

That awkward moment when you forget which one is your girlfriend.

[John452927]

So I'm guessing this is an actor asking the director which actress plays his girlfriend?

[Divya838939]

Who's my girl?
Should also be correct!

[Katie657908]

Ummm. Why do you not know...? Lol

[mmiyokobaew]

Is that a question?

Imagine if we have girlfriend why would we ask who's my girlfriend?

[mmiyokobaew]

I'M A GIRL

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ハハハ

[mrubin718]

Probably doesn't exist if you have to ask

[_ELIXIR_]

at least, duo owl shoudve excluded 'MIA'... then that would be okay.

[meandmyshadow0]

You mean like" Lamia"

[sangeethperera]

How on earth would I know fam? :D

[deactivated user]

as if it is so dark that she became out of sight;)

[Kels_R99]

I definitely thought she said "Pee" not "Chi", which despite not making sense, was really funny.

[EthanZhao]

I've always want to ask this question

[NinaRapovska]

Those funny sentences and the comments after always make my day hahah :D

[MohammadMu419843]

It's same as french, i. e "Qui est ma copine?" but we write ma copine instead of la mia ragazza

[char1118]

If it was used in a different question since we are learning questions, i think it would be easier to understand. Too funny or weird at the same time

[merulaw]

Because obviously it is impossible to know that.

[SanzoneDuolingo]

LOL

[jayofmaya]

Amnesia totale, false realta :D

[LinguiJosh]

Oh how glorious, it had 69 comments.

[nathancicigoi]

Wouldn't fidanzata be correct for girlfriend and not ragazza? Being that the english translation given was girlfriend ans not girl?

[Loradanna74]

Awesome site!

[Salgirl619]

whenever you see a ch together it makes a "k" sound

[islamgritl]

:'-) we smile dispate the Disability

[pofudukkarinca]

I lost my mind

[EmilyA603337]

Shouldn't you know that? :o

[zadeelrod]

nobody....

[alisher2805]

What a stupid question... But makes laugh ))))

[YoloSwaggins1009]

What is this, the Notebook?

[mmiyokobaew]

Do you mean Notebook the movie? I love that movie

[DallasBoyd1]

Friend: Alex is your girlfriend. Me: Who is my girl friend? Friend: Alex! The one that's in your english class. This is the only sentence I can see myself using. So, thanks, I guess.

[meandmyshadow0]

Why is it translated as, my girlfriend, when its just girl.

[ViolaCeasario]

Maybe her name is Who.

[Darko44]

Si chiama Elena :)

[iavrup]

Raise your hand

[Erated8]

Posso Essere La Tua Ragazza ;> (O Il Tuo Ragazzo!)

[Harpy490870]

This is such a bad partner. Doesn't even know their own girlfriend. Disgusting.

[Lilly163888]

Learning

[MichaelSha54814]

Man, if you had to ask...

[mgrigni]

Sounds like "Pi"

[Atomic_kid47]

How was the answer girlfriend...till now ive learnt ragazza as a girl...and i Don't even know what a friend means in italian...someone care to explain...please

[feilingerams85]

I dare you to try this question in public

[emmxnuel]

Sounds like a line from a soap opera.

[olivia_bp]

Non so più chi sei

[ericfox359]

The bird is taunting us now.

[michvllni]

Wish i knew that too

[ecelci]

Ah yes, that one expression you need to remember for when you hit your head and suffer long-term memory loss during a vacation in Italy :D

[andy623354]

I've lost my girlfriend-

[andy623354]

I'm still waiting for her...

[_Yuanfen_]

L'uomo beve vino and this is how the story ends

[TommyPez1]

CHE OR CHI IS JUST A TYPO

[Paty8861]

Dude! ...If you don't know it, you are done!

[innomediolivia]

victoria de angelis. she's my girlfriend but she doesn't know about it yet

[PreslavArsov]

Everywhere at the end of time