"I drink beer."
Translation:Io bevo la birra.
I guess it depends on the given context.
"Hey Mario, bro, what do you do as a hobby?"
"Haha dude you're hilarious, that's my favorite hobby as well."
"Hey Mario, long time no see bud, whatcha got there?"
"Bevo la birra."
At least that's how I make sense of it, it helps to give him the signature moustache too.