They're refined, too: they never go shopping on Black Friday, because to them a sale is just dirty.
Must get a laugh when the big stores promote their 'sale extravaganza' haha ;)
There were two cats named One Two Three Cat and Un Deux Trois Cat who decided to have a swimming race across the English Channel. One Two Three Cat one the race because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.
It really needs to be read aloud. It's funny because "quatre" sounds like "cat" and "cinq" sounds like "sank," as in "sank to the bottom of the river."
Why is there a shortage of water in France? Because the water is always l'eau.
Thanks for the humor, I've seen some things like this here and there before! Happy Learning, have some lingots, and in case I don't see ya, "good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"