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CAN ANYONE HELP ME?

hey guys, i want to impress my family with some fluid spanish jokes. anyone got any? I will give a lingot to the best one

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3 years ago

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https://www.duolingo.com/CharmingTiger
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Hay dos peces nadando en el mar.

Un pez dice al otro pez: "¿Qué hace tu padre?"

Y el otro dice: ".... nada."

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Reply183 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Resonance2001

Ha ha, just got that one!

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Reply3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/SebastianMolin
  1. Hay tres clases de personas: las que saben contar y las que no. (There are three kinds of people: those who know how to count, and those who don't.)
  2. Un policía detiene a un transeúnte y le dice: A ver, usted, deme el nombre,
  3. ¡Sí, hombre! ¡Y entonces cómo me llamo? (A policeman detains a transient and says to him: "Let's see, you, give me your name."
    "Yeah, right! And then what would I call myself?!")

I hope these help :) -SM

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Reply13 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Melanie070

Please, tell me that you understand it! His face its so funny and cute! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B529ymHIgAE0dos.jpg And: Dos amigos hablando: - ¿Oye, cómo se escribe nariz en inglés? – NOSE - ¿Tú tampoco?. Oh, nadie lo sabe...

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Reply23 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Melanie070

El otro día tropecé y pensé que me rompí el peroné... perono // The other day I stumbled, and I thought I broke my fibula. ... butnot.

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Reply3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/CharmingTiger
CharmingTiger
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I like the nose one a lot! It's a cute little joke. I hope you don't mind if I use it sometime! :)

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Reply13 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Melanie070

Its ok! Dont worry! :D

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Reply3 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/MasterAssassin99

those all were good but the winner is all of you!

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Reply3 years ago