Translation:Why do you have a singing pig?
A very good question...
Do you not?
Hvordan fik du en syngende gris?!
I just put "Smoke on the water" on and she wouldn't stop.
No wonder there are more pigs than people in Denmark
To keep den flyvende abe company.
Why not?
Geez, you tell me. Pig's got talent
Because I am an eccentric person
