"Hvorfor har du en syngende gris?"

Translation: Why do you have a singing pig?

[miacomet]

A very good question...

[Blkx-Darkreaper]

Do you not?

[Lee37271]

Hvordan fik du en syngende gris?!

[hertzum]

I just put "Smoke on the water" on and she wouldn't stop.

[wojo4hitz]

Omg...thank you for that

[mirceamelinte]

No wonder there are more pigs than people in Denmark

[Larry_the_Zebra]

To keep den flyvende abe company.

[PatrickDaSilva]

Geez, you tell me. Pig's got talent

[Stillhaiden]

Why not?

[eileen877111]

Why have you got means the same AS why do you have

[marshcmb]

For morgenmad med æg og kafe

[DinaKont]

Because I am an eccentric person

[80s_persona]

Porco Rosso, baby! That's why

[PeterHolm1]

because it was easier to teach it to sing than speak Dansk

[wojo4hitz]

Actual LOL

[watsond2255]

Why have you ... should be allowed

[Blkx-Darkreaper]

That sounds very archaic. I don't think any modern native speakers would say that

[80s_persona]

‘Why have you a singing pig’ shouldn’t be allowed as the English translation because that is not correct English. Beware not to confuse the word order of the two languages. They can only be directly translated sometimes. Not here. :)

[wojo4hitz]

Actually, are you American? Because it's an unlikely arrangement in American English, but in British English it would be possible.