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- "Os pássaros leem o jornal."
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This is the reason I listen to the slow-mo before committing, because it ticks me off to lose hearts over it. I understand that native speakers run words together in most any language -- and my husband is Brazilian -- but it's particularly hard to distinguish between this voice's O and UM at normal speed.
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It's a good think duo removed the hearts. I guess until they make improvements to the answer base.
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