Hello, later, I'm dad.
Unfortunately that joke doesn't work in Swedish. "Ringa" only translates to "call" as in calling someone on the phone. "Call" as in to call someone a name is "kalla".
Ring mig, kanske?
Love to hear a Swedish version on the Carly Rae Jepsen song!
I was also thinking of the song "Call Me Maybe", got confused and almost submitted "Call Me Mater".