https://www.duolingo.com/JamesDoran

Language jokes?

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Why did the Chef kill himself?

Because he lost his huile d'olive!

5 years ago

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https://www.duolingo.com/chilvence
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English Boat: "We are sinking, we are sinking!"

German Coastguard: "Ja? Vot are you sinking about?"

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/makemusic
makemusic
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Oh my goodness this is fantastic!!!! I know I have heard this before, but it always makes me laugh!!! :D

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/prash
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Q. To a German, what comes between fear and sex?

A. Funf.

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/OwlTalons
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Where would we be without foreign language puns? http://i.imgur.com/9GaD1.jpg Love this one.

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/hazza_h
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How many eggs are in a french omelet? One, because one egg is un œuf.

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/dhoman26

Two cats are walking across the ice. One is named One-Two-Three, the other Un-Deux-Trois. Which one made it across?

Answer: The One-Two-Three cat made it because the Un-Deux-Trois quatre cinq!

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/inealbe

Lol took me a bit

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/ALoUSyUseRnaME
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These ones are funny:http://www.proz.com/forum/fun_with_language/219142-bilingual_jokes.html (edit: well the first one is)

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Medvidek

Great link. :) I liked this one...

A Russian on the Czech border. Border guard: "Occupation?" Russian: "No, just a visit."

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Medvidek

I love this one. :D

During WWII, two German spies walk into a bar. They agreed before that they won't ask for Schapps as the locals would find it suspicious. So one of them orders in perfect English: "I would like two martinis, please!" "Dry?" asks the barman. "Sch***e, warum drei, ich möchte nur zwei!"

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/GinnieHazel

What do you call someone who knows only one language?

American.

(This is just a joke I heard! I make no judgements!)

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/CaptainOwl
CaptainOwl
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Works with French as well ^^

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/ChrisStolz

I AM OFFENDED

11 months ago

https://www.duolingo.com/inealbe

-Cómo dices "nariz" en inglés? -nose -entonces si no sabes, no hables!

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Medvidek

One riddle to solve... ;)

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Q: What is dragons' favourite recipe?

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A: The Princess and the Pea.

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Works in German, too. :)

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F: Welches Rezept mögen Drachen am liebsten?

A: Die Prinzessin auf der Erbse.

5 years ago

https://www.duolingo.com/Equilibrio99
Equilibrio99
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Ah, Prash got my favorite joke. I originally heard it as written below, with the heaviest German accent you can muster: Vot did Zigmund Ffffreud say vos de differenze between FEAR und SEX? Funf!

I like this Spanish sutra (I might have found it at this site, I can't remember) El cambio es inevitable, excepto cuando se trata de de una máquina expendedora. – Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

5 years ago
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