Geez, rip our hearts out, Duo.

Is it just me or is the pronunciation of offeret here sound wrong? It sounds like there is another -et syllable between offeret and var.

Reading in the browser sounds like: Offeret øl var ung og trist. Google translate reads it better - without the øl after offeret.

... said the unpleased God and sent a shitstorm upon the mortals.

Does trist and sat have the same meaning?

It's funny to find the words similar to Spanish. In Spanish "sad" is "triste" :)