"Ial, mia tuta korpo ne bone funkcias."

Translation: For some reason, my whole body is not functioning well.

[flootzavut]

This is, sadly, a terribly useful sentence.

[Sarah-Cheung]

A rusty robot says to himself.

[FredCapp]

because I'm starting to get old.

[LimeGreenTeknii]

Wow, I really can't move my body! https://youtu.be/BAtC1SzWSXg?t=7s

[Starhowler]

Do, ĉu vi povas moviĝi, Uru? ... ... ... KAREN?

[skimber5]

Ĉar vi estas maljuna.

[Kaduin]

Iru al la kuracisto, nun!

[hellomidnight]

Ankaŭ mi.

[FredCapp]

I actually said this after getting out of the car, after an four hour shift at the wheel.

[n8d47i0c]

Which one is the correct way to understand the sentence?

1. There is no working part in my body
2. There is at least one part in my body that does not work
3. Both 1. and 2.

[LouisSepdekdu]

Here "ne" negates "bone". It means #1. For #2, you'd negate "tuta", or the whole subject

[jeanac67]

This isn't a definitive answer, but I think grammatically both #1 and #2 are correct. Generally, though, I would assume it means #1, albeit hyperbolically.

[claire_resurgent]

Tiel estas pliaĝiĝi...

[PedroLaia3]

Mi ĉiam diras tion lunde.

[PedroLaia3]

Is this sentence well written in Esperanto?

[hellomidnight]

Looks good to me.