Careful! Cats are actually lactose intolerant! :)
That's why every other cat in Ukraine drinks vodka
We don't have vodka, we have horilka :)
The Ukrainian word for vodka, from горити ‘to burn’
*горіти, not горити
So they don't think it's water, they think it's fire
Death to ZOG
Я не хліб, я кіт, не їжте мене.
how do you type the apostrophe on the ukrainian keyboard? I can't find it
I use the English one.
It's apparently on the version of the keyboard called Enhanced or something like that.
Does Ukrainian make a distinction in verbs between the simple present and present continuous tenses?
There's no present continuous in Ukrainian but you can express the difference with adverbs: зазвичай мій кіт п'є молоко (my cat usually drinks milk) / мій кіт п'є молоко зараз (my cat is drinking milk now)