Don't tell that to her.
I'll just file this away under phrases I'll never actually use.
Said no wise men ever.
Pity. Mine is!
If she were perfect she would not have married me.
Looks like I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.
Accidentally read the translation out loud... sighs...
Noen sover på sofaen i kveld.
Disse var hans siste ord...
Correct. Because I dont have one. And nothing is perfect.
Watch out. She is coming.
I always have a blast reading comments to sentences like this one.
If you must say that, say it in a language she doesn’t know.
That's because she's somebody. Everyone knows nobody is perfect. Who wants to be nobody?
said the dead man
Those are the last words he ever spoke
These were his last words...
Why did this make me think of Hannah Montana
True statement because no human being is perfect
I said that aloud and now sleeping on the sofa