Translation:My wife is not perfect.
Don't tell that to her.
I'll just file this away under phrases I'll never actually use.
Pity. Mine is!
Said no wise men ever.
If she were perfect she would not have married me.
Looks like I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.
Disse var hans siste ord...
Correct. Because I dont have one. And nothing is perfect.
Accidentally read the translation out loud... sighs...
Watch out. She is coming.
If you must say that, say it in a language she doesn’t know.
Why did this make me think of Hannah Montana
said the dead man
Noen sover på sofaen i kveld.
That's because she's somebody. Everyone knows nobody is perfect. Who wants to be nobody?