"We have a right to pasta on Thursdays!"
Translation:Vi har rett til pasta på torsdager!
Imagine a group of angry eight-year-old students whose elementary school cafeteria just mixed up the menu to exclude pasta on Thursday lunches.
I initially misread that as eighty-year-olds, and I must say it greatly improved the already great imagery you provided. Angry eighty-year-olds demanding their rights to pasta on Thursdays is the sort of stuff I've come to expect from this site.