I told you, all my friends live in Canada, dude! But they're totally real and all, I swear!
Everybody knows that Canada is fake and might just be an alien colony. When you travel there, you are really just abducted and placed into a virtual reality for the duration of your stay.
Its true. I myself am just several lines of glitchy code.
Canada sounds too good a place to be real so perhaps it isn't.