One should not hate 1/7 of his/her life. Do not hate Monday: Love every day of your life!
I don't mind Mondays. Mondays are when I'm energized from weekend life. It's Wednesdays and Thursdays that drain me the most.
Monday would like you to leave it alone. It is not its fault that you are emotionally unprepared for your professional lives.
-Welcome to Night Vale
The Librarians iirc (I saw it live, but I think they put it out in normal episode form as well)
I tend to over sleep a lot more. I like to have as much of my day as possible.
Don't discriminate. I don't just hate Mondays, but also Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.