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Estas mallonga jupo :-]
Tre mallonga jupo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kaj loooonga mantelo
Anyone else think it sounds like he is saying ŝiaj?
Definitely, it sounds more like she-ai than she-uh
Kion tio butonon faru?
Why is jupe wrong?
Probably because a skirt is a noun. All nouns end in -o. I think jupe might mean skirtly. Like OMG Becky that mans shorts look soooo skirtly.
no, I wrote it in the English translation
Non-native-English person here: I hadn't heard of a "jupe" before, so I looked it up over on English Wiktionary:
Noun jupe (plural jupes) 1. A style of skirt. 2. A style of short jacket, usually for a woman or child.
I guess it's not specific enough to count as a valid one-option answer?
Native English speaker here -- never heard of a "jupe", and googling, seems to be pretty rare. Maybe it's a local or family word? I see it's French for skirt.
As I understand it, a jupe (en), is a particular style of skirt, so jupe is not a wide enough answer.