Unfortunately, it doesn't quite work like that.
It's okay as an example sentence, and it's possible someone may say something like this, but it's ... an oversimplification.
You at least don't have cancer for a bit
Congrats! That doesn't happen very often! :D
I love how nonchalantly he says this.
Estas tre bonega!
Duo, tio ne estas vera.
I became a drug king pim for nothing