I thought that i am a bird.
In British English "bird" is slang for "girlfriend"
True, but can also be for any woman "I like that bird over there"
Could it be translated as "straight to the hospital"?
Why isn't 'to the hospital'
Because they aren't walking "hastaneye" but only "hastaneye doğru".
Very bad accent.
İ agree. the application is corrupt. normally there is no such accent
There is no "the" for the hospital in the words provided
My bird and me... should be accepted
'Me' is not used as a subject. As a subject, 'I' is used. The subject is 'my bird and I'. - https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/usage/i-or-me